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Reductress headlines
2021
Cool Song Restarted Before Friend Gets in Car
New Bumble Filter Allows You to Narrow Prospects by Dishwasher Loading Style
Newly Sober Woman Relieved to Know She Will Never Do Karaoke Again
I Don’t Need Alcohol To Have Fun! I Need Something Much, Much More Powerful
Mom Only Body Positive Toward Babies
Woman Searching Porn Pretty Pleased With Herself After Spelling ‘Amateur’ Correctly
As Society Reopens, Here Is How I am Relearning to Hold Farts In
Woman Excited to Never Take a Walk for Fun Again
Single Pubic Hair Pushing Through Underwear Like Fragile First Bud of Spring
Coworkers Now Know Exactly How Saggy Boobs Are
2020
Woman Who Says Exercise Is Like Therapy Must Have Some Pretty Light Trauma
How to Resist Screaming ‘You Don’t Even Know Me, Do You???’ When Your Mom Asks for Holiday Gift Ideas
Santa Announces Plans to Lube Up Each Chimney With Hand Sanitizer Before Sliding Down
Dad Would’ve Totally Kept Trump in Check if He Was Debate Moderator *
BREAKING: Groom’s Hairline Will be Pushed Back as Well
Woman Living Through Greatest Civil Rights Moment of Her Lifetime Continues to Only Post Photos of the Basil She’s Growing
Easy Lunch Ideas To Fuel You Through An Afternoon Of Unprovoked Police Brutality
Tell Us How Long You Spend Staring at Yourself in Zoom Calls and We’ll Tell You How Popular You Were in Eighth Grade
Contactless Delivery Familiar to Children of Divorce
Winter Leg Hair Granted Extension Through Coronavirus
QUIZ: Is Everyone Taking Their Underwear Off During Massages?
Little Free Library Brightens Community As Receptacle For Unwanted Books
2019
Five Pairs of Pants That Can Find Your Clit Faster Than Brian *
* indicates accompanying article body also written by me